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legendxofxzach:

One time in a science class this guy was talking about how nerdy girls aren’t cute, but it is kinda sexy when a hot girl can use a microscope so I looked back at him and said, “yeah, it must be nice when a girl can finally see your penis”

anarchistlovesongs:

lacigreen:

byebye weak ass homophobic/transphobic legal defenses.

Wow, I’m loving California right now!

anarchistlovesongs:

lacigreen:

byebye weak ass homophobic/transphobic legal defenses.

Wow, I’m loving California right now!

janebuzjane:

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

rebelside:

But seriously do you ever think that all those who died in the battle of Hogwarts probably went on the chocolate frogs’ cards . And Teddy opening one before going on the train to Hogwarts and seeing his parents smiling at him, so they were actually there to see him off on his first year.

how fucking dare you

once i finish crying im gonna fuck u up

playbill:

Happy Birthday Julie Andrews!

Tony nominee and Academy Award winner Julie Andrews was born on October 1. Find out more about the actress who starred in the original Broadway productions of My Fair Lady and Camelot, and the films “Mary Poppins” and “The Sound of Music,” at PlaybillVault.com.

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catgotyoururl:

I know this is from the onion but I honestly don’t even doubt it

catgotyoururl:

I know this is from the onion but I honestly don’t even doubt it

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Levels of Tumblr.

helioscentrifuge:

1 follower = egg

10-40 followers = hatchling

50-99 followers = baby dragon

100-349 followers = dragon

350-500 followers = still a dragon

501-799 followers =  mega dragon

800- 4,999 followers = super hella dragon

5000+ followers = UNHOLY OFFSPRING OF LIGHTNING AND DEATH 

These are the legit numbers.

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nemesismess:

I already got a message from one friend praying for my sanity

lady-eve:

I just realized that the lack of acceptance for asexuals is literally the dumbest thing.
Like, you can’t handle the thought of two dudes kissing? Okay you’re dumb and terrible whatever.
But you can’t handle the idea… Of someone… Not kissing anyone? What are you worried about? They’re gonna eat too much mac n cheese?? Draw too many dinosaurs??? Tell me

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deadgirlshoes:

*Remus and Tonks losing Teddy in a crowded place*

"What does your son look like?"

"Good question"

annabethchasy:

killerdean13:

annabethchasy:

when frank kicks ass and saves the rest of the seven in blood of olympus i’ll just be laughing at all the people who belittled him

Unless everyone dies

if everyone dies it’s because frank kicked ass so hard they couldn’t take being less badass than him and died